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WORF: Evasive action, sir?
PICARD: The Enterprise will hold its position, Mister Worf. WORF: Weapons, sir? PICARD: On my orders, not before. It's more dramatic if Picard keeps his conclusion to himself, but in reality he'd inform the staff of his plan. LAFORGE: He's in the turbolift. Kevin can teleport, but needs to use the turbolift? KEVIN: No, no, no, no. You don't understand the scope of my crime. I didn't kill just one Husnock, or a hundred, or a thousand. I killed them all. All Husnock everywhere. Are eleven thousand people worth fifty billion? Is the love of a woman worth the destruction of an entire species? This is the sin I tried so hard to keep you from learning now. Why I wanted to chase you from Rana. PICARD: We're not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime. I do wonder how Kirk would've reacted to this plot. The Fiver Picard: Now what are we going to do for an hour? Wesley: Don't worry. I bet we'll find some people who are still alive. Picard: Really? Oh, right -- the title. Metahumor, you gotta love it. Picard: Oh, goody. Here comes that ship again! Let's do nothing. Riker: But Captain -- Picard: Shut up, Riker. I have my reasons. Data: The house has been destroyed. Picard: Good. That'll teach them to talk that way about my Earl Grey tea. Definitely an execution-worthy crime. ![]() Kevin: By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter, but by night I'm an intergalactic super alien. Crusher: Oh, that's original. How is Kevin like Superman? Nitpicker's Guide * If Kevin's mind can reach through the universe, how can he be surprised when people beam down?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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