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07-14-2003, 04:10 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Why, it seems that One-By-One story is a hit-it's even in sigs!A:Picard and Odo-just plain fun![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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07-14-2003, 05:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: hey Opium besides Q and myself who did you invite to poker night?A: its the cheese cannon of DOOM![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-14-2003, 05:56 PM
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-15-2003, 12:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Picard and Crusher both like Doto the Androgounous Android.A: I think I warped a brain. Not mine.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-15-2003, 06:50 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing with that grey... piece of... brainlike... EEEWW!A: Oh, nothing special. Just writing a suicide note.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-16-2003, 07:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is everyone doing so they arent posting here?A:Matrix ReLiquidaded[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-16-2003, 09:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: well i'm off Warner Brothers liqudation sale, is there anything you'd like me to pick up?A:AAAAA....get it off me![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-16-2003, 10:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Katy Jane, are you aware of the young Red Dragon licking you're face?A: It's awfully hot in here![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-16-2003, 11:13 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why are you taking off your cloths?A: dont worry, thats just Alexander the Great.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#650
07-16-2003, 12:17 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: OH MY GOD! Someone just jumped off that bridge!A: The NX-01 would win, but only because they have Mayweather.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-16-2003, 01:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: If the NX-01 fought Mother Nature, who do you think would win? (ten points if you caught the pun before reading this sentience)A: Look it up![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#652
07-16-2003, 05:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the only response that burned-out university professors give to students with questions?A: Mandrake![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#653
07-17-2003, 06:35 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:What does Harry Potter have that Star Trek doesnt have?A: Quak.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-17-2003, 02:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Opium, is it just me or did you grow feathers and a duck bill?A: Back off or i will have to smite you![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#655
07-17-2003, 04:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey baby, how about a big kiss?A: He went that way, then again, I think he went the other way.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#656
07-17-2003, 04:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What happened to that guy with multiple personality disorder?A: Master of magic spells and illusion.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#657
07-17-2003, 05:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Wow, im on Voyager. Just what kind of master are you anyway?A: Every night should be a blockbuster night in the mess hall.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#658
07-17-2003, 05:16 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: There showing The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded and Twister tonight. Isn't that great?A: I think I left my shoes there.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-17-2003, 05:24 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, how was your trip Japan?A: Arg, the Borg stole my Black Pearl. May they be cursed.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#660
07-17-2003, 05:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How was your peace conference with the borg and species 8472?A: I'm just going to ignore that question. Otherwise, I'd freak out.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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