Ocarina of Time Fiver ver. 2.0

[Nate the Great]

Part Two: Princess Zelda

Saria: Before you leave the Kokiri Forest, I have a gift for you.
Link: Oooh, a Fairy Ocarina!
Saria: Just promise to return it once you get a better one.
Link: Why? You’ve got another one behind your back, I can see it!
Saria: Each one is a collectible! See the maker’s mark on the back?
Link: “Authentic Fairy Ocarina #15678 of 1,000,000.” Well, I feel special now.

Gaebora Kaebora: Hi there, I’m---
Link: Someone who I can already tell is going to be a huge pest who’s always going to be using his telekinesis to stop me in my tracks. Now buzz off.
Gaebora Kaebora: But I’m the only one who knows how to get to Hyrule Castle!
Link: You and this self-healing sign right here.
Gaebora Kaebora: Grumble. Uppity brats these days…

Malon: Hi there! I’m Obligatory Love Interest Number Two!
Link: Can I just call you OLINT? I hope you have some purpose.
Malon: I want you to take care of this egg.
Link: Then the answer is no.

Castle Guard: None shall pass!
Link: We already did that joke.
Castle Guard: Oh, okay. How about…Hey, where’d he go?
Link: Zoinks!

Zelda: Hey, you were in my dreams!
Link: I thought that was my line.
Zelda: You were sent to save Hyrule by gathering the Spiritual Stones.
Link: Wow, that’s a leap. I just wanted directions to the gift shop.
Zelda: Here’s my autograph. I even notarized it.
Link: So you gave me two autographs. Double the pleasure, double the fun!

Impa: I’ll tell you the way to the exit. Go down that hall, take a left at Produce—
Link: I thought you were going to give some mysterious, mystical speech.
Impa: Why would I want to do that? It’s the owl’s job anyway.
Link: How’d you know—oh, never mind. Here I go to save the day!

Navi: You should go tell Saria that you’re going to save Hyrule.
Link: Why? I just left there after being trapped my whole life!
Navi: Do you want me to sic the owl on you?
Link: Oh, fine! You’d think a future savior of the world would get more respect…

Saria: Hey, what’s this fish doing in my lap?
Link: Long story. So, do you have any ideas on how I can get in to see Darunia?
Saria: Does he like music? Of course he does. Here’s a song. By the way, you can use it to talk to me over great distances. Just don’t call collect, okay?
Link: Oooooh….kaaayyyy….