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Heh, that was fun.
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A bottle of mustard?
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Since Reconstruction's over...
Y'all might as well get caught up on Red vs Blue. What you can't get there is on YouTube. Don't worry, it's only 100 episodes, two mini-series totalling 9 episodes, 19 episodes of Reconstruction, and 30 or so PSAs. (You don't really need to watch the PSAs to get the rest.) All you really need to understand Reconstruction (which is fantastic) is a couple seasons of Blood Gulch Chronicles and the two mini-series (Out of Mind and Recovery One, in that order). Why yes, I am pimping RvB everywhere nowadays.
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http://www.dilbert.com/animation/
Dilbert strips animated. I suppose you could've guessed that from the address, huh?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am3jc...eature=related
The Lumberjack Song as performed by Monty Python set to images from Ranma 1/2. It's fun!
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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Moskau buffalaxed. Lyrics are in places a little... explicit? Perhaps not for the easily upset, or those with taste in music. >.>
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=493630
The guys over at the Straight Dope forums are compiling quite the list of geek jokes. If you don't feel like browsing both pages I'll compile the best (in my opinion) here: ------------ f(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions". f '(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions". (This may look like the same joke, but it's not; it's derivative humour.) ------------ An engineer walks into a room and spots a fire in a trash can. He runs out, grabs a bucket of water and throws it on the fire. A physicist walks into a room and spots a fire in a trash can. He calculates the exact amount of water needed to put the fire out, runs out, gets the water and throws it on the fire. A mathematician walks into a room and spots a fire in a trash can. He calculates the exact amount of water needed to put the fire out, then walks out of the room because the problem is essentially solved. ------------ To an optimist the glass is half full. To a pessimist the glass is half empty. To an engineer the glass is twice the size it should be. ------------ An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog sked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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