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Old 12-05-2007, 08:40 PM
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"Contacts" in this instance meaning that the road is an easy stroll from the doorstep?
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:22 AM
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Oh, it's a little more complex than that. You see, Lewis doesn't have a native badger population. They all got eaten by the mink.
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:16 AM
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Which are not native, I'm thinking, but which are quite aggressive. That does complicate matters.

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Unless you happen to possess the correct adapter, is that it?
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:06 PM
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I've never yet had the opportunity to plug a mink into a mains socket, so I honestly wouldn't know. They aren't entirely bad news - they keep down the rabbit population through most of the island - but they're extremely bad for the birds, both wild and domesticated.
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I recall a news item from a few years back: the inhabitants of a mink farm -- don't recall how many, exactly, but more than a couple hundred of them -- escaped into the wild, and the locals were... a bit distressed* for a few days until most of them could be rounded up.


Edit: The incident of which I was thinking was in southern England, iirc, but here's an item about a more recent (and larger) incident in Germany.





* passing hexahedral units of masonry
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They are extraordinarily vicious little sods, at least in the wild. I know if I were out driving (assuming I could drive) and saw one in the road, I'd probably aim for it.
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Yeah. Hence the business with bricks.
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Driving fun? Hm, not that I know of. Handy, sure, and I don't dislike it, but fun?
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