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11-09-2007, 04:51 PM
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Q:What do you mean I shouldn't eat the snow? What makes you say that?
A:Very blue, with things hanging off either side.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) ------------------------------------------------- 
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11-10-2007, 04:04 PM
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Q: So what exactly do the Xindi look like?
A: Yes. We call it 'diplomacy'.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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06-15-2008, 04:00 PM
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Q: Are you willing to risk killing this thread over a stupid Data joke?
A: I'm sorry, I don't think we have one of those on this ship.
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06-15-2008, 04:26 PM
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Q: Is there a toilet I could use?
A: You know, that really isn't funny.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5
06-16-2008, 08:01 PM
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Q: Why did no-one laugh when I blew up that orphanage just now?
A: "Dead! Dead! And never called me mother!"
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-17-2008, 08:59 PM
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Q: And how are you enjoying your afterlife, Mr. Douglas-Home?
A: You've never had it so good!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#7
06-17-2008, 10:40 PM
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Q: Hey! Hey hey hey! Why are you hacking me to death with that axe?
A: Because the first one didn't exist to begin with.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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