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Old 11-07-2007, 02:42 AM
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You kill yourself because nothing comes true.

I wish more people would join my Jihad to put Dune above Star Wars and destroy Star Wars.

http://groups.google.com/group/dunejihad?lnk=gcimh
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Old 11-07-2007, 03:14 AM
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They do, but then they vote you out. The tribe has spoken!

I wish that there was a story where the hero isn't prompted to free the genie; he does it anyway. This act of selflessness earns him a lifetime of extra wishes because the reader knows that they'll only be used in good causes.
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:35 PM
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You're committed to an asylum for such ludicrous ideas.

I wish I wasn't so darn hungry at the moment.
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Old 11-10-2007, 05:45 AM
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You are so full that you explode.

I wish I had a working microphone for my laptop.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:41 AM
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You do, but it works at the local McDonald's, so you are now totally microphone-less.

I wish that we had an ETA on the DVD-capable Revolution.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:32 AM
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You manage to hack in and find out that information, however Nintendo notice and dispatch a crack strike team who hunt you down and then beat you to death with a red koopa shell.

I wish I had Resident Evil: Umbrella now. Not in 4 days time.
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:15 PM
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You do. It's an umbrella that belonged to a Resident Doctor, and is evil. Say goodbye to your eyes!

I wish I could remember the quote from the "Fairly Oddparents" cartoon about dead and beeping flowers. (Seriously, does anyone know it?)
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