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08-14-2007, 12:19 AM
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Avoid making eye contact. Just give him some haggis and he'll go away.
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08-14-2007, 10:25 AM
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08-14-2007, 10:37 AM
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I'm immune to haggis, as it happens, though a well thrown packed of Jelly Babies would probably distract me for long enough for someone to make a getaway.
Today is my first proper day here - yesterday I spent all of travelling, first nearly missing my flight to Amsterdam (due to sandwiches), and then having to wait nearly two hours because the trains from the aiport all stopped running just as we got there. I think someone may have tipped them off I was coming...
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08-14-2007, 04:32 PM
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I seem to remember reading something about sandwiches and travel in England. It may have been only the ones found at railway stations, though, but as I recall, it just wasn't a good idea.
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08-14-2007, 08:57 PM
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I think you're thinking of Douglas Adams, somehow.
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08-14-2007, 10:03 PM
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You could try warding him off with quince jelly, or if you have the patience and a copy on-hand, make him watch Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Hmm. I feel a new evil scheme coming on.
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08-14-2007, 11:43 PM
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No, Douglas Adams was a bag of cookies at a train station.
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08-15-2007, 03:46 PM
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08-16-2007, 07:29 PM
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Well, Nate's right. But I'm right too. But then, I'm always right.
Guess who!
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