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08-05-2007, 10:47 AM
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He was. All the other characters found him annoying, though, and quit.
I wish I could think of a good joke more often.
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08-05-2007, 10:59 AM
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You do, and no-one takes you seriously ever again. They can't even look at you without laughing.
I wish the next bunch of good Wii games (Mario, smash Bros) would come out...
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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08-05-2007, 06:24 PM
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They do. Despite brilliant reviews, they're actually rubbish. Disgusted, everyone buys PS3s instead, to piss off Nintendo.
I wish there was more cake.
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08-05-2007, 09:40 PM
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There was, but it's unedible carrot cake and (ugh) marzipan.
I wish that I had a DeLorean.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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08-06-2007, 06:54 AM
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You do. Dotsie De Lorean, the sado-masochistic executive director of Bexhill-on-Sea.
I wish I had more inclination to get work done.
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08-06-2007, 07:14 AM
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Your wish gets granted, but it turns out that your physical (postural?) inclination is altered by mistake, making you lean to one side ALL the time.
I wish that I was the model of a modern Major General (not really, but let's see what you guys come up with).
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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08-06-2007, 07:52 AM
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Model of a Modern Major General? Nowadays? You are. And after your latest scandal involving the backhand payments, the brigadier's wife and that donkey, you are Dishonorably Discharged from the force.
I wish Piers Morgan would just.. go away.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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