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Q: What is the sequential redaction of -1?

A: It wasn't me - it was Karl!
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Q: Was it you that brought back a dead topic on it's one year death anniversary?

A: Sorry, I only wanted a better view
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Q: How can you possibly justify knocking down three children and someone in a wheelchair and then standing on a woman's head at the P!NK concert?

A: Notmyfaultthatlemonademakesthespacebarnotwork!Blam eSchweppes!

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Old 08-24-2007, 04:33 PM
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Q: Why does the space bar not work? Is it your fault?

A: A suffusion of yellow.
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Q:What do you mean I shouldn't eat the snow? What makes you say that?


A:Very blue, with things hanging off either side.
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Q: So what exactly do the Xindi look like?

A: Yes. We call it 'diplomacy'.
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Q: Are you willing to risk killing this thread over a stupid Data joke?

A: I'm sorry, I don't think we have one of those on this ship.
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