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[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Oh, not him again. Our last session was no help at all. He spent the whole time going on about gerbils.

Don't worry, we've upgraded him.

Now he either talks about ferrets or threatens that if you go anywhere beyond a radius of five miles from his immediate location, you'll die.

Or plays "stop hitting yourself" with you.

So far, he's been quite successful. Well, more successful than Neroon.