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Old 06-12-2007, 06:44 PM
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:01 AM
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:16 AM
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FiveMinute.net is BAD, mmkay?

After all, Fiveminute.net is not just illogical. It is unbelievably, astronomically illogical.
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:29 AM
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short

[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:29 AM
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:19 AM
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I don't suppose anyone could give us the abridged version of that load of mumbo-jumbo?
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Basically it's a randomly generated letter of complaint that you can set to complain about any person or company you like.

So whatever load of mumbo jumbo you got was different to all the other ones.

Key points:

I'll simply summarize by stating that FiveMinute.net discounts important principles of our culture as mere platitudes. And I can say that with a clear conscience because FiveMinute.net likes harangues that leave behind a legacy of perpetual indebtedness in developing countries.
FiveMinute.net likes to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest.
FiveMinute.net's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here.
It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world.
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