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Old 06-10-2007, 03:39 PM
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I've always liked Rick Berman's joke that 47 is 42 adjusted for inflation.

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Mudshark, your post made me giggle because it contains a nigh-invisible juxtaposition joke when combined with Val's. Let's see if anybody else can figure it out. Hint: That's right!
Oh, so you can comment on funny juxtaposition, but when I do it....
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That sounds about right.

I won't explain Mudshark's hidden joke because it really is stupid.
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I don't get it, but I think the real question is: Who is 'Val'?
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:02 AM
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What, you don't like "Val?"

Chancellor Valium: What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed?
mudshark: Who nose?

A cat and a nose. Meowth (of Pokemon fame) points out every so often that the animator forgot to draw him with a nose. Incredibly obscure, incredibly random. You really didn't want to know.
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Or it could just be that the catbox smells bad.

Val = Prince Valiant.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:53 AM
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Well, actually Val is Valkyrie, one of the Defenders. Great semi-Thor knockoff.
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What, you don't like "Val?"

"Val" is a sleazy, cheap, chavvy laundromat owner who incessantly chews gum, who invites every equally disgusting specimen that enters her presence to an evening of herpes and cans Tesco Value Red Wine in her tiny flat upstairs. Or at least, that's what the name implies to me.

And I still don't get the joke
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You need to be a Pokemon fan to get the joke. Flattened cat+no nose=Meowth.
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...Ah.
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