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Old 04-20-2007, 10:45 PM
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Another favorite is:

Doc: Hey, you! You're an idiot!
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:44 PM
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Heheh. From Basics, Part 1:

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Janeway: So the plan is to fly right into the hands of the Kazon. Any objections?
Tuvok: Nine.
Janeway: We'll just pretend you were speaking German there.
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:10 AM
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Okay, from Jurisprudence:

Chakotay: Look, we both know this is a dream sequence, so can you lay off the mockery? I'm not the real Chakotay!
Janeway: Tough. You know the rule -- all Chakotays are fair game.

Chuckles just can't catch a break, can he?

Byrd: Careful not to tick me off, old chum...you wouldn't want me telling Libby you were secretly in love with Lyndsay the whole time, would you?
Kim: Wait -- those two were at the same time? Hmm...just before graduation...hey, you're right! I wonder how that happened?

I also wondered about that.

As a footnote, I have to say that that's the first virtual season fiver I've ever read. Weird stuff.
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Old 04-21-2007, 06:08 AM
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And from Prime Factors...
(Hey, I'm bored and you gave me the most dangerous toy a fiver fan with way too much spare time could ask for...a forum! Mwahahaha!

Neelix: They're the most ridiculously generous race in the sector. They also have a dark, dark secret.
Janeway: We've found the perfect planet!

As least someone is excited...

Torres: GRRRRR! We need that device!
Seska: I agree. Let's kill the Sicarans and drink their blood.
Torres: I'd rather find a way with less vampirism.
Seska: You're no fun.

If only they kept Seska around for more episodes so we can spoof her more often...

Captain's Log: Hear that? That's the sound of heads rolling.

A classic Log, and a classic fiver one-liner. (a finer?)
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mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.

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Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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Old 04-22-2007, 09:48 AM
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The funny thing is I was just watching Prime Factors, and I remember thinking 'Seska looks just like a vampire from BtVS'.
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:58 AM
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I have discovered that Zeke is entirely too obsessed with Buffy, and that it's scary how many Buffy references I recognise.
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Old 04-22-2007, 02:02 PM
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I'm not really obsessed with Buffy. I just go through the motions.
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