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04-17-2007, 07:24 AM
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You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square --
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there! Mark my words: this business of cats riding buses is not going to end well. They're one opposable digit from doing away with us completely.
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04-17-2007, 11:59 AM
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That cat's gonna stop eventually. You know why?
Tourists. People'll start riding that bus just to see the kitty cat and they'll be constantly snapping the cat with the flash, and the cat'll be all, "Screw it, I can walk 400 metres without being blinded every five seconds," only to be run over by one of those girls who keeps a dog in a purse.
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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04-17-2007, 02:31 PM
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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind. 'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.' -- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python)
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04-17-2007, 05:08 PM
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Cats were once worshippded as gods. They have never forgotten this.
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04-17-2007, 05:20 PM
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Its only a matter of time before they downsize us all.
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04-18-2007, 04:24 AM
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Not everyone who wants a hammer is planning to use it on Trip.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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04-18-2007, 11:58 PM
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^ As I already pointed out above -- we are still here only because we amuse them.
Well, yeah, there's the whole can-opener business, obviously, but... Quote:
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