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Old 04-15-2007, 04:24 AM
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Independence Day!

Because the movie is awesome and think of the Area 51 jokes.
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Old 04-15-2007, 05:23 PM
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You should read Dave Barry's parodization of Independence Day. "The aliens, like every other lifeform in the universe, is forced to use the Windows operating system. In fact, the whole reason they have come to Earth is to destroy Bill Gates." Well, something like that, it's not an EXACT quote...
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Old 04-15-2007, 10:52 PM
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I really like the Independence Day idea. It's a modern classic -- I have vivid memories of seeing it at the drive-in when I was 13. (There was a thunderstorm that night, and at the very moment the aliens opened fire, lightning struck. Talk about atmosphere!) It's also a perfect fiver target, what with tons of physics errors, Brent Spiner guest starring, and general silliness like the president leading a fighter squadron personally.
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Old 04-16-2007, 03:03 AM
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I suppose my childish temper-tantrum of "but I want to have seen the movie this time!" belongs here.
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Old 04-16-2007, 03:27 AM
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Well go hire/buy it, quickly! If you've never seen it, it's totally worth it.
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:15 AM
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Hire it? But I haven't even seen its resume yet!

Yeah, yeah, I know. Go to a movie rental place...
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