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Old 04-12-2007, 08:53 PM
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^ Don't even joke about that.

TFE is mine, and hopefully it will see the light of say sometime reasonably soon. If it's published before Tron is however, I may have to track down Zeke and do bad things to him. I'm talking things that would make Barney the Dinosaur cringe, here.

I like the suggestions of Independance Day and Terminator, though I'm somewhat baffled at the description of The Matrix as hard SF.
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Nate, I had no objection to your point itself. It's well taken. I just don't see how it applies to The Matrix, which, for better or worse, was the most popular and successful sf movie in years. It made sci-fi hip for a while, the way Star Wars once did. That doesn't make it a good movie, but it made it a good choice for FBC. You were just an unfortunate exception -- there'll be one or two no matter what we pick.

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Jaws has been called by me. But really, I've only written one scene and I'm not sure I want to keep it or not.
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Where did I say Matrix is bad? I don't want to watch it, ever, but that doesn't necessarily imply "bad", just "it's not my style."

What's TFE?
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You didn't actually say the Matrix was bad, just heavily implied it.

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ijdgaf why don't we think about doing Jaws then, with your one scene set in stone? Or better yet, with your one scene highlighted with blinking text and a border and your name in neon lights, just to annoy everyone else.
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Not to be a cynic, but isn't the plot of Jaws rather simplistic?

Jaws: Argh!
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He's on holiday at the moment. Yes, on holiday to the bottom of the loch.

What can we say? He just got on our nerves one too many times.
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You are a strange person.
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No, not person. People? Thing? Things? Miscellanea?

I think that fits. You are a strange miscellanea.
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The MPD is less pronounced than it used to be. We mostly work together now, you see.

(Now I just have to wait for my cue to say, "You will be.")

EDIT: When I say mostly, I should mention that PJH is off doing his own thing. No-one has any idea what, so when we find out it will be an interesting day for us all.
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The truck's just a decoy. The real PHJ is in that freaky little purple midget car in the background, right?
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