Silly Correspondence, Inc.,

[Burt]

This Is an Announcement for no-one:

We would like to inform you that the dead will be rising at 12:45. They will be served with tea and biscuits.
Please have your livers ready for checking. However only smarties have the answer.
The dead will not rise on Wednesdays, they will be replaced with a temporary fish service except on Wednesdays, when they will not.


Thank You

The Overseer of Everything
Milton Keynes

[Burt]

This is, like, the best game ever.

[Chancellor Valium]

Thank you

Dear Overseer,

This is most inconvenient, and will ruin the Annual Cake-Baking Association Rally at Nuremberg. Could you possibly rearrange?

Yours sincerely,
Doreen Weatherspoon,
also from Milton Keynes. Isn't that lovely, dear?

[Burt]

Dear Doreen Weatherspoon

Rearrangment as follows.

Will You Possibly Rally The Cake and Could This Most Inconvenient Assocication at Nuremburg Rearrange? And Is Annual Baking a Ruin?

The Overseer

HTRAE

[Chancellor Valium]

Dear Overseer,

We could, but we'd need to then shift the reading of Liber Paginarum Fulvarum, which could be a bother because it's being run by the Rockerfellers Never Walk Down Park Avenue With Sticks Or Umbrellas Society.

Yours,
Doreen Weatherspoon,
Milton Sponge

[Burt]

Dear Doreen Weatherspoon

Please tell the Rockerfellers that it isn't a problem, we can all read instead and that also a young woman have said you can share her Umbrealla or stand under it...or something like that.
But when in Rome, you're really quite lost. Live and let go of my foot. Shake and vac and get the police.

And I think we can take that as a fact.

The Overseer
Milton Sponge with jam.