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Old 02-13-2007, 10:32 AM
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You do. You're then investigated for fraud, and jailed on trumped-up charges regarding Shell, the Rio Tinto, and a lovely little piece from Schleswig-Holstein...

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Old 02-13-2007, 10:45 AM
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They end in people answering. The new people living there. The old ones moved away and didn't tell you.


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Old 02-13-2007, 11:59 AM
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You do. It's psychotic and rips your throat out.

I wish people would stop moving house without telling me...
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All the people that annoy you most tell you exactly where they're moving to... your spare bedroom, next door, just down the road...



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Old 02-21-2007, 12:03 AM
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And a nice bit of Cod you'll make too..... Some chips, and a bit of bread and butter...

I wish Nintendo would hurry up and release things...
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They release remakes of everything they ever made, only in pig latin, and decide they've reached the top of their game with this and should quit while they're ahead.

I wish Stargate Atlantis season three would hurry up and start in Australia.
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They do. The Fanfic season 3, where the Wraith are defeated by the returning, triumphant Ancients, who have learnt the power of interdimensional and transtemporal use of the Astria Porta, and so travelled to Gallifrey in the Old Times, and exchanged the knowledge of good cookies for the Artifact For Defeating Vampire Species of Rassilon.

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