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02-11-2007, 02:26 AM
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"Hey you! Reader! I have a special message for you, so I want you to lean in really close to the screen. Ready? Booga booga!"
"Fivers are not to be taken internally, unless you print them out first. Don't forget to put some yamok sauce on first." "Help! I'm trapped in Zeke's basement doing the source code! He won't feed me until someone reads this thing a thousand times, so please tell everyone you know about 5M.net...ugh, everything's going black..." "If you were expecting some actual legalese in this fine print here, obviously you haven't been reading enough fivers."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. 
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02-11-2007, 08:31 AM
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Two of my favorite existing disclaimers:
"Yes, we know we're breaking a few copyrights. It's okay because we're insane. Which reminds us, cabbages roam freely in the twilight. " "Yes, we're still breaking a few copyrights. Coincidentally, we're still insane. Now go fetch me my hunting rifle, it's cabbage season. "
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02-12-2007, 12:46 AM
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"If you were wondering if we were going to give you a fiver for reading this, you were right, but you've already spent it. Neener neener neener!"
"This fiver is copyrighted 200X by John Doe. "Star Trek" is copyrighted by Para--HEY, WHAT'S THAT CREEPING UP BEHIND YOU!" "Okay, so you have no idea who this fivist is. Join the club, even he/she doesn't know who he/she is."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-19-2007, 04:40 PM
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If you're squinting to read this disclaimer, don't worry. You're not losing your eyesight. We just used a really small font because we're evil.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-01-2007, 11:26 AM
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I am a disclaimer. A disclaimer I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-04-2007, 02:01 PM
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"Quantum uncertainty states that this fiver was probably funnier before you actually went and read it, so if you didn't laugh then it's entirely your own fault."
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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03-05-2007, 03:34 AM
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Chances are if you locked us into a spacegoing theater, we couldn't do any better than this. Chances also are that we'd kill each other with our razor-sharp wits after only a few days (about 47 minutes in fiver-time).
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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