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01-29-2007, 06:15 PM
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There's a simple answer for that. Take a few days off and reread the archives a few times. Ha ha!
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06-18-2007, 09:01 AM
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I'd like to reference my current sig as a punchline that I'd LOVE to use in real life if it ever became possible, which it won't. I'll repeat it so that in the future when I change my sig the readers won't get confused:
Have you ANY IDEA what a scone-deprived Englishman is capable of doing?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-18-2007, 05:19 PM
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I was tutoring this girl on Macbeth last week, and I told her about my punchline from Dagger of the Mind in the scene where Spock mindmelds with the crazy guy: "Lots of sound and fury, but nothing of significance." She looked at me funny.
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06-18-2007, 08:06 PM
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And you're not used to it by now? I mean, I stopped noticing it years ago.
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06-18-2007, 10:26 PM
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I suppose a fun subcategory for this thread would be Shakespeare punchlines you wish you could use in real life.
"I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-19-2007, 03:49 AM
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Aroint thee, witch!
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06-19-2007, 10:59 AM
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"I play the villain."
"If I had my will, I would bite. If I had my liberty, I would do my liking. In the meantime, let me be as I am, and do not seek to alter me!"
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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