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[Sa'ar Chasm]

If YOU want American Supremacy. Quote me correctly, please.

He did. You said "if YOU want", and he interpreted that "you" to mean "him", since you were addressing him. Of course, you could have meant "you" to mean "I", meaning you, which might make a bit of sense.

I'd be satisfied with English language supremacy and a universal measuring system.

There already is one. You just can't be arsed to use it.

All hail Esperanto! *snicker*