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It's the opposite of lipoff.
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Don't be so lipy
![]() It means something like 'well' or 'so', IIRC...
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I'd wonder what it's like to live in a box, but I basically do also. I mean, my room is only eight by ten, and it's bedroom, living room, den, yadda yadda.
So is no one going to lynch and/or exalt me for my gyro/hero joke?
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I don't get the joke. However, I vote for lynching because it sounds like a bad one.
I don't have anything I want to say that I don't. Probably because I always say what I feel like saying no matter how bad an idea it is. Which it often is. It's a miracle no one's killed me yet.
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After being told time after time that you don't say gyro like it's short for gyroscope, most people around here tend to overpronounce it, transforming into something more closely resembling "yeer-oh." This sorta, vaguely, obscurely rhymes with hero.
We were on a vaguely-Greek topic, so I decided to make an awful pun.
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at work people ask all the time, "Do you work here?"
I've always wanted to say, "No i just wear the vest and straighten the shelves for the fun of it."
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I feel for ya. In high school and college I tended to go around in polo shirts and khakis, just because I thought that they looked more professional without having the high cleaning bills or monkey suit factor of more formalwear. And yet people were ALWAYS asking if I worked whereever I was, no matter what the official employee shirt color was. I guess that people just have a natural predilection that tall clean-cut guys with glasses will invariably end up in retail. That's just weird.
I suppose it could be considered a compliment, but always considered it an insult to their intelligence. Genuine retail employees generally have nametags and aren't wearing sneakers. Did anyone notice this? Nope. Never.
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