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Old 11-20-2006, 08:08 PM
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Thanks Zeke. I'm touched. Stop touching me. *g*

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"Ever since our realization three years ago that nothing we were doing made any sense, we have been adrift, lost in space and meaning.
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"I should be able to help out," agreed Mr. Maguire. "Unlike Luke Skywalker...
Who I resemble only through a fluke of random genetics *shiftyeyes*

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That's why there was a smouldering pile of rubble when I went in to TA this morning!

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"Only a master of evil, Sa'ar," declared Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.
When I get back home to Kelowna, I plan to say "When I left, I was the learner. Now, *I* am the Master."

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Further, as a Vulcan, I am wholly unamused by his mockery of the canyons of Saar.
Those canyons were being mocked when you were just a gleam of untapped creative potential in Brannon Braga's imagination. :P

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"A master of science? We can use one of those," observed Daily Planet reporter Chloe Sullivan. "Our scientists have a habit of going crazy, gaining super-powers, and/or getting killed.
She's the cute one, right? Come to think of it, they film Smallville very close to Vancouver...

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Like me, he was a callow youth who, through grit and perseverance, trained his mind until it became a finely-honed scientific tool.
...what did he just call me?

Excellent outing, Zeke. I'm particularly fond of the acronym for the Science Officers' League.
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Old 11-20-2006, 08:41 PM
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Great TJI, Zeke. Congrats again, Sa'ar.
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:51 PM
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I'm particularly fond of the acronym for the Science Officers' League.
For some reason, I don't find this entirely surprising.


Also, the reference in the TJI to a certain milkshake led me to find this; I'm not sure yet what it means.

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"...We have needed someone to show us the way. Now that science has a Master, he will be able to answer the questions that have haunted us for so long: How is faster-than-light travel possible? Why are sound effects audible in space? What sort of drugs did everyone involved with The Core take?"
What happened to "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

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Old 11-21-2006, 02:27 AM
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:54 AM
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:16 PM
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Ah, high school. That was...what? Before I'd even heard of the idea of a fiver? Before I'd read any webcomic at all? Before I even had an e-mail address? Yikes. Oh, please talk me down, somebody!

Just a little geezer humor there. Well, call it fifty-fifty.

Talk about your twenties being the most event-filled of your life, and I'm not even half done yet. Well, I am if you count post-graduation from high school, which I don't, really. Eighteen and nineteen, at least for me, were basically just a continuation of high school, only in college. That make sense to anyone else?
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Old 11-21-2006, 07:28 PM
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Just a little geezer humor there. Well, call it fifty-fifty.
I'd call you on this, but I'm afraid of being trumped.
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Old 11-22-2006, 12:25 AM
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I'd call you on this, but I'm afraid of being trumped.
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