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08-03-2006, 11:38 PM
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Q: More? Sod off, I'm full!
A: Quick! Check the angular vector of the moon!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! 
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08-04-2006, 10:49 PM
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Q: Oh no! the 47th decimal value of pi just changed! What should we do?
A: Fire at will! No wait, scratch that idea.
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#3
08-04-2006, 11:37 PM
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Q: Will you destroy this...Earth, my lord?
A: Pathetic Earthlings!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4
08-04-2007, 12:52 PM
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Q: Isn't that one of our fighters loaded with a Nuke docking on our Mothership? Who's on it?
A: Three then two.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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08-04-2007, 09:34 PM
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Q: What is the sequential redaction of -1?
A: It wasn't me - it was Karl!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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08-24-2007, 06:38 AM
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Q: Was it you that brought back a dead topic on it's one year death anniversary?
A: Sorry, I only wanted a better view
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#7
08-24-2007, 10:14 AM
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Q: How can you possibly justify knocking down three children and someone in a wheelchair and then standing on a woman's head at the P!NK concert?
A: Notmyfaultthatlemonademakesthespacebarnotwork!Blam eSchweppes! PS: ~~~There is no space!~~~
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. Last edited by AKAArzosah; 08-24-2007 at 10:16 AM. Reason: Does this forum have a word-length limit?
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