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07-30-2006, 10:09 PM
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Bill Gates orders his crack strike unit to 'Take you out' and get your computer. No-one will have a fully working computer thankyou. Not while there's breath in his body. And money in Microsoft Patches....
I wish I had a curry right ....... Now.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) ------------------------------------------------- 
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07-31-2006, 01:29 AM
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Your curry is the vindaloo monster from Red Dwarf. And you have no lager to throw at it.
I wish Season 5 of RvB started right...now.
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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08-02-2006, 05:03 AM
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It does, but the entire season consists of an exact re-run of season 4 (I'm waiting for it too!).
I wish that Star Trek XI WON'T be bad like I'm afraid it will be.
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08-02-2006, 02:41 PM
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That's because Paramount Studios got burned down by vigilantes demanding the last bits of missing footage from Fritz Lang's Metropolis and, as a consequence of the fire and destruction, Star Trek XI didn't get made.
I wish my cat had opposable thumbs/claws so she could feed herself.
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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#5
08-02-2006, 04:24 PM
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Are you crazy?! Once the Cats can feed themselves, they won't need us! Then they'll take over everything!
I wish (and Hope) that the Wii beats the hell out of the the 360 and PS3. (Nothing against them, I just think a lot of good ideas have gone into the Wii, clever games, new ways to play. It' would be nice for Nintendo to be first for a change.)
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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08-03-2006, 11:55 PM
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It does.
The next few consoles are called "shit" and "rotting flesh" respectively, leading to the International Angry Mothers Association banning consoles FOREVER! I wish someone would stop that damned Ming the Merciless.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#7
08-17-2006, 10:35 PM
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They do. It's you, with a bullet through the chest as a result.
I wish someone would post in the three-by-one story.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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