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Old 07-07-2006, 12:23 PM
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Q: Old Man Valium is the Fiver Kingdom Ghost?

A: That, my friend, is real music
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Old 07-11-2006, 11:48 PM
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Q: Don't you get tired of the leaky water faucet?

A: BTW, your ex wife just took the last slice of cheesecake.
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:05 AM
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Q: AHHH! LIFE HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED!

A: That is because you are a moron
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:28 AM
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Q: y r u mocking us postez on the ScFi Network forumz?

A: its you who r mor0ns
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Old 07-15-2006, 11:50 AM
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Q: No,I'm not lying or being "stoopid". William Shatner has in fact had classical Shakespearan training, which has influenced his many characters, allowing him the ability to both act in a scene and outside of it at the same...


A: He asked. I answered. He cried. There's nothing more to it than that.
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Old 07-15-2006, 03:24 PM
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Q: So what happened when you BRUTALLY AXE-MURDERED THE NIMON?

A: Can't stop, busy laughing at sci-fi forum posters...
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Old 07-18-2006, 07:41 AM
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Q: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

A: Maybe you should have read the internet first.
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