May 30

[Marill]

Lol as a fan of the Civilization games I enjoyed that, great job

Bonus: Five Minute Civilization III: Play the World
Player: Let's see how this works.
Play the World: (CRASH!)
Player: Bummer.
(Player waits for the next expansion pack to come out at Ludicrous Speed)

THE END

Sounds about right, except mine would be (player smashes computer and disc to bits with an axe at ludicrous speed) - there's a reason I don't even try to write fivers anymore.