February 15

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Lex: (on phone) No, look, I'm looking for Fine. ...Fine! ...No, I'm feeling agitated, but I want Fine! ...Penalty money? No, look, it's very simple: I want Fine. Just find Fine, okay?

Urge to kill...moderate. You live this time, Dean.

Clark: (muttering) Of course there's kryptonite. There's always kryptonite.

Second most abundant substance in the universe after hydrogen - third if you count stupidity.

Chloe/Gretchen: Quiet, you. You're not supposed to know about that.
Clark: Honestly, I don't see how I possibly couldn't know about that.

There's something caked on my screen from this scene. It looks like irony.

Lex: Yes, Belle Reve is good. Nothing bad happened there. I loved it.
Clark: Why does your face always go blank when you say that?

*snicker*

Evil Mwahaha-Orderly Villain: In touch? How about I touch you now? With chloroform?
Lois: Mmurrglermumphleba.

Chloroform. Is there anything it can't do? (I meant apart from dissolve hydrophillic compounds.)

Chloe/Gretchen: Sorry, it was either that or "Chloe-form me too."

OK, *now* you die.

Yes, good has been done here. Tune in next week to see if I still refer to Clark as "our hero."

*znerk*

Top hole, Derek. (I think that means it's good.)