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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Tank: Good morning. I have been assigned to act as your instructor during your stay here. Today we will start with the basics. First off: Infrastructure Maintenance 101--How to Fill Out and Submit a Request Form for Supplies; Infra-Maintenance 102--Thirty-Three Ways to Peel Potatoes When You Don't Have a Sharp Knife--Neo: Hey, let's skip all that and go straight to the good stuff like karate, OK? Tank: Um, I suppose that that could also work... Neo: And get me one of those pairs of cool shades. Tank: No. To get cool shades, you must go to Z'ha'Dum and visit the gift shop. Neo: Don't you mean Zion? Tank: Whatever. And you can't go there until you've passed all the classes, including Security 103: How to Stop Someone From Betraying Us All to the Matrix.* Neo: Aw.[/quote ost_uid0]Long, but we could shorten it down or something... [quote ost_uid0]Neo: Can you get me one of those pairs of cool shades?Tank: No. To get cool shades, you must go to Z'ha'Dum and visit the gift shop. Neo: Don't you mean Zion? Tank: Whatever. And you can't go there until you've passed all the classes, including Security 103: How to Stop Someone From Betraying Us All to the Matrix.* Neo: Aw.[/quote ost_uid0]*I haven't seen the movie, but I'm envisioning a later scene, based on comments here, that runs something like this: [b ost_uid0]Neo: Hey, what's up?[/b ost_uid0]Cypher: Oh, nothing. Neo: "Nothing"? You sure look busy. [b ost_uid0]Cypher: I'm just betraying you all to the Matrix, is all.Neo: Oh, okay.[/b ost_uid0]Etc, etc.[/color ost_uid0]
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