September 8

[whoiam]

Cool - birthday update

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Troi: We could "accidentally" beam them into an enclosed space for a while, forcing them to work out their differences.
Riker: It's just crazy enough to work! And then more crazy, so no.
Troi: Well, let's save that idea to use on Beverly and the captain, then.

Nice forshadowing there

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Data: Bridge: command deck, operations centre, troubled-water overpass....
Picard: Nice try. You're staying.

"Daddy's a walking theasaurus..."

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Troi: I also sense hatred. Of you. By me.
Worf: Whoa! Even I sensed that.

Councillor Worf. Putting you out of your misery - Klingon style.

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Worf: Big deal. Oh, look! I'm standing where you were standing 20 seconds ago! I must be out of phase! Wooooo!

Isn't sarcasm part of the Klingon Religion?

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Riker: Whoa. I mean, just -- whoa. Could we even have made up a sillier reason for Data to have to beam down?
Picard: Truth is stranger than fiction, Number One.

Data: I am afraid I possess no currency. My wallet was caught in a mechanical ricepicker. Do you know of anywhere I could acquire some?
Bellboy: As a matter of fact, we happen to run the oldest established permanent floating poker game in 'Frisco. You acquainted with the game?
Data: I have some small experience with it....

What is it with you and the mechanical ricepickers?

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Crusher: Jean-Luc, would you mind signing this death certificate for Will? I'll need it in a minute.

Poor Will. He makes almost as many enemies as Wesley, and for about as different a reason as can be...

Originally Posted by Time's Arrow I

Worf: You expect me to leave you unprotected?
Picard: Think of it as leaving Riker unprotected.
Worf: One to beam up.

Geordi: Aren't we all going to say something like "Go Go Tachyon Phase"?

tsk, tsk. Quoting Inspector Gadget. Keep it up!