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[Gatac]

[A dark, damp cave somewhere deep below Antarctica. Robed barely-human monks scurry about the premises, painting sigils with what appears to be blood. Candles of all shapes and sizes populate the cave, casting an unnatural greenish glow. In the center of the cave, a block of ice is surrounded by a circle of monks, bowed down in deep prayer. Suddenly, the ice begins to crack on one side. The monks intensify their prayers until, finally, the block splits with a terrible noise, revealing - BERMAN AND BRAGA!]

BERMAN: The Borg try to assimilate the Dominion!
BRAGA: Troi and Seven of Nine are the only ones that can stop them!

[As you read these forums, a sudden feeling of cold runs down your spine. You gaze out into the night and realize in horror that The Stars Are Right. Terrified, you cancel your NetFlix membership and cash in your life insurance for guns, lots of guns.]

Gatac