July 1

[mudshark]

Dax: This is ridiculous, Ben! Are we really going to keep surrendering, endangering civilians, and running like little girls?
Sisko: No, and I really don't know what the Admirals were thinking with that strategy. We're going to retake Deep Space Nine or blow our special effects budget trying.
Dax: It's about time! What made up your mind?
Sisko: I have a sneaking suspicion that Dukat won't feed my fish. I want to get back there before they croak.
Dax: What about Jake?
Sisko: I'm pretty sure he can feed himself.

Heh heh heh.

Jake: I know a way you can get your top secret message to Starfleet. I wrote a note to my dad on Morn's package.
Quark: Unconventional, but I suppose desperate times call for --
Jake: A package for his mother! Perverts.
Kira: Well, all right, as long as you think Morn can keep this quiet.

*snicker*

Dukat: Ahh. Nothing like the sight of mine replication units being destroyed to make your day.
Weyoun: Yes, very nice.
Dukat: The window is over here.
Weyoun: Ah. Thank you. We Vorta have very weak eyesight, you know.
Dukat: Is that so? How many fingers am I holding up?
Weyoun: One, you bastard.
Dukat: I thought you said...
Weyoun: Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't need to.

:mrgreen:

Female Shapeshifter: I said "Leave us alone." I need to speak with Weyoun. Go wait in your quarters.
Odo: Certainly.
Weyoun: Whap-tchh!
Female Shapeshifter: Did you just make the whip-cracking sound?
Weyoun: I'm sorry, I meant no disrespect.
Female Shapeshifter: Of course not. Here, have a Vorta Snack.

OooOoo hoo hoo.

Running "Bite me" gag - :mrgreen:


Shiny tree frogs. Heh.

Spock: Read... the instructions...
Kirk: To disable... the Oracle... logically convince it to self-destruct. Oh, how very original.
Spock: Just... do it!
Kirk: Um... um... Episode II: Attack of the Clones!
Oracle: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Oracle's Message of the Day #4: GAK!

:lol:

Stukov: Who are you, anyway?
Duran: I'm Samir Duran. But my friends call me Che. Like the beret?
Stukov: No.
Duran: Pfft. Some Russian you are....

Heheh.

Psi Disruptor: Not "Kaboom"!
Captain: Hooray!
DuGalle: Good work. It appears the Zerg forces are in disarray.
Captain: That means this last level will be a breeze, right?
DuGalle: I wouldn't count on it. You better hope for a cow level.
Captain: There is no cow level....
DuGalle: Exactly.

*twitch*

And the number one sign that you're in a cliffhanger....

:twisted:


Good ones, all. Outta here for the weekend -- back Tuesday-ish. I'm guessing I'll probably have quite a bit to catch up on by then.