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Old 06-20-2005, 03:37 PM
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Female Shapeshifter: Goodbye, Odo. It's too bad you don't share our vision of order for the Alpha Quadrant. We could have made the trains run on time there.
Odo: You're the rulers of a vast interstellar empire. I can't believe you'd want to get involved in something so mundane as overseeing the details of railroad timetables.
Female Shapeshifter: How little you understand us. We are what the solids mockingly call control freaks. That's what we do.
Heh, 'course that's what it ended up being all about, didn't it? (I think I recall a "peace in our time" line somewhere -- guess it must have been in another fiver.)

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Doctor: Sneaking, sneaking, la la la...
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Jones: Sneaking, sneaking, la la la... Ooo, Emergency Protocols!
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Pig Alien: Squeaking, squeaking, la la la...
Soldier: That'll do, pig! Somebody get me some mint sauce! (BANG)
Pig Alien: Squeeee -- GAK!
Doctor: It was scared, you didn't have to kill it! And mint sauce is for lamb, you moron.
Soldier: I knew that.

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Jackie: Um, which bureau are you from again?
Strickland: The Bureau of Unzipping My Head and Killing You.
Jackie: What a cock-up! That's not who I called at all.
Hee hee hee. Isn't that always the way?

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Alien 1: Silence, human! We will now run gruesome experiments on you!
Derek: I'd agree if I weren't gasping for air from all that running.
Hmmm ...
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IJD: I'm done.
:mrgreen:

Great stuff, all!
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