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8. He keep having panic attacks pretending he doesn't like to act on stage, and has to be put in a secure hospital ward for treatment...which happens to be Dr. Crusher's bedroom...

7. It seems like a better plan than trying to run automatic updates on the Ship's Computer.

6. Worf is part of the "11 New Operas of the Year Club, Plus And Old One"...and December is always "The Klingon Helped Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom Comment An Honourable Death"

5. There are certian redshirts that know...too...much... *shifty eyes*

4. Ever see Section 31 on Enterprise D? That's because they only go to overly competent officers...and as long as Picard crashed a ship every once in a while, they kept them off their list.

3. "To Be Or Not Be...I had a fight with Beverly...to Not Be!"

2. It's actually Q.

1. It's mandated under The Captain's Code that they must bring back all ships in bad repair to get more tax funding.

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