December (COUGH) 19

[Scooter]

So great to see a new and hilarious feature. Great, great, knee-slapping kudos. Favorite lines include:

Marc: Please state that I'm a doctor, not a medical emergency.

and

Ops Officer: ...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our four chief weapons....

*still chuckling*


ETA:

Marc: Ah. Tricorder.
(Officer 1 looks quickly around the room and finds only a spoon, which he hands Marc.)
Marc: (glaring) Medical tricorder!
Officer 1: There is no tr--

hee hee