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6. Ep IV:

*In the cantina, Luke shakes off the whole being-picked-on thing and wanders over to the band*
Luke: Hey, you guys rock! Can I join in?
Band: Sure!
*Luke demonstrates his coolness for the teens in the audience by pulling out a guitar and jamming with the band for about five minutes*


5. Ep I:

The race scene where Anakin is flying neck-and-neck with Bobby Labonte for several seconds


4. Ep I:

That heartwarming scene of drunken Jawas playing Pin The Tail On The Jar-Jar


3. Ep I:

Qui-Gon: I believe that Anakin is the one who is to restore balance to the Force. We must train him.
Obi-Wan: Er, right. Let me ask you this: is the Light or the Dark Side of the Force winning right now?
Qui-Gon: The Light Side obviously must have the edge. I mean, we've got that Jedi Council and we're united en masse and any Sith are scattered and isolated.
Obi-Wan: So by restoring balance, we'd be helping the bad guys, RIGHT?
Qui-Gon: Hmm, good point.


2. Ep VI:

C-3PO: We are fighting against the Empire--
Ewoks: *burst into agitated chattering and wave their spears forcefully*
Han: Uh-oh, did we just wear out our welcome, Goldenrod?
C-3PO: *chatters a question at an Ewok who chatters back* I do not believe so, sir. They say they have no quarrel with the battle against some "Trade Federation"'s empire, but they insist that if there is one "Jar-Jar Binks" among us, that we deliver him up to them to be dealt with.


1. Ep VI:

Vader: GAK!
Luke: :cry:
Death Star: Irreparable core breach. This station will self-destruct in 30 . . . 29 . . .
Luke: Uh-oh. *grabs Vader's body and gets into a standing position, then turns on his walkie-talkie* All right, Artoo, beam me up!




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