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Chapter 3: The Sorrow of Sparrow
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I’m back again, am I? Opium: Yes, I need someone to give exposition. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Is this a well-made play or a melodrama? Opium: Well, I haven’t had enough music for a melo-drama, have I? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me *takes swig of kahlua* Forumgoers: Kahlua? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: It’s all I could *hic* find in this sea shanty! John: Hehe, look, Seko, sigkittynip! You don’t get any! Seko: MEOW! TopHatMan: She can’t say much, can she? PointyHairedJedi: Hi, here’s your pizza. Why, what’s this, a tiny sigkitty in a cage? Here sigkittykitty! Aren’t you just a cute little weak useless thing*opens cage* AAAAAAHH! GET THIS THING OFF ME! Seko: MEOW! I’m not weak! PointyHairedJedi: Will this be the GAK of PHJ? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Shouldn’t you be studying sociology? Opium: Shhhh, either have an idea or not. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Well, you could… Jake: Hey guys, I couldn’t decide which Sigkitty food to get, so I got Iams and Purina both. PointyHairedJedi: HELP ME! Jake: Okay. *puts PHJ in cage, away from SigKitty* PointyHairedJedi: That’s not what I meant… Seko: Meow. *sticks tongue out at PHJ*
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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