Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Name two guys you dont really need to hear much more from, and one that had a the coolest, bestest, funniest, most heartwarming cartoons EVER! Oh, and this peticular cartoon starred a "bratty" misunderstood little boy, his tiger, his mom and dad, a cute, brilliant girl-next door, a mean bully, a Malox-drinking teaching, an indifferent coach, and had "Spaceman Spiff" which was based on a cartoon written for German class.

A:Meeting PM Chretien in a steakhouse.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What nightmare do Canadian vegetarian hermits tend to suffer from?

A. "I Heard It Through The Grapevine".[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the first song which Zephram Cochrane taught the Vulcans to sing?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Losing My Religion[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: After losing your virginity, what is the next thing you lose?

A: 8 Suv's in a pear tree[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do I find what's left of the BC NDP's pride?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Obscure British Columbian politics alert! Obscure British Columbian politics alert!

Q: What did your true love give you on the eighth day of Christmas?

A: A wart snake in a fig tree.[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Name two guys you dont really need to hear much more from[/quoteost_uid0]

Awww... you don't like Groucho Marx?

[quoteost_uid0]"That woman?! You want to know why I was eating dinner with that woman? Well, I'll tell you - it was because she reminds me of you. That's why I'm sitting here with you now - because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your lips, your cheeks, everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How'dya figure that out, huh?"[/quoteost_uid0]

Q. Who was responsible for the sin in the Garden of Eden in the Alternate Universe?

A. Geraldo.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]((come on, the BC NDP is notorous across Canada for having no pride,lthough they do have, among other things, guts, smarts, and *ferry* godmothers.))

Q: If you slept with your best friend's boyfriend and stole his engagement ring, who is the one person you would want to tell if you were a masochist?

A: Swimming in Hawkeye, Winchester and BJ Hunicut's swamp.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do The Florida Gators love to do on vacation


A: The estimated time for a repairman to get to Zeke's House[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What does the fate of Alpha-quadrant/Delta-quadrant relations ultimately rely on?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He did it! It's him I tell you! Him![/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Um, Michiel, I wanted to ask you about--

A. Janeway and Seven, singing in the rain.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the scenario of Chakotay's favourite holodeck-program?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I think red, but then again, it could be blue.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is the real reason why dogs cant be starfleet officers?
(Dogs cant tell between red and blue uniforms)

A: 47 shuttles, a M-class planet, and a borg cube[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is the extent of the damage caused so far by enraged shippers in response to C/7?

A. Teenage Mutant Ninja Kiwis![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' REAL Arch-Nemeses?

A. The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why has Q stopped trying to turn Chakotay into a great shuttle-pilot?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, the self-destruct button, actually.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]A. The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Poor Rhode Island. ;_;

Q. What did Janeway use to scare the pants off of innocent redshirts?

A. Ultimate Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Michiel"][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why has Q stopped trying to turn Chakotay into a great shuttle-pilot?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: Gotta love that one!



Q. What's that big red button on the left arm of Janeway's captain's chair? Is it the Famed Reset Button?

Q. What is Troi's idea of heaven?

A. Because the Vulcan Science Directorate has proven that she does not exist.[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Why can Sela do anything she wants on Vulcan with no fear of repercussions from the authorities?

A.Well, you'd be angry too if you'd had your face burned off at age twelve.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why does Standback have so much suppressed anger?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ctrl-Alt-Del[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:How does Janeway control Chakotay, alter Tom's DNA, and delete the Doctor with one command?

A: Shore Leave on Star Trek[/colorost_uid0]