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11-12-2004, 11:29 AM
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Erm...okay!
10: Wil Weaton: Too darn whiney! 9. Johnny Depp: Casting hottie middle-aged Frodo with younger Samwise would have been too suggestive... as with the books. :wink: 8. Noah Wyle: Would spend too much time studying Elven medication. 7. Scott Bayo: Wait, is he still alive? 6. Leo Decaprio: People would cheer when he almost falls into the pit of lava. 5. Jim Carey: Would have caused yet another The-Oscars-Are-Against-Canadians uproar. 4. Jerry Sienfeild: "So I was reading an Elven periodical today, and wondered, what's up with pointy hat tricks?" 3. Cathrine Zeta Jones: Too boyish. 2. Eminem: Considers JRR Tolkien books to be bad influence on vunerable adolecents. 1. John Travolta: Disco Frodo has left the building. Top Ten Rejected Actors for the role of Neo in the Matrix (as opposed to NeoMatrix)
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