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AGENT SMITH: Human beings are a virus. And we are the Viagra.
MORPHEUS: What good does that do? AGENT SMITH: Well it turns Bob Dole into a dirty old man for starters... TANK: What do you need? NEO: Lightsabers. Lots of lightsabers. TRINITY: Sweet deal! I've always wanted to use one of these- GEORGE LUCAS: Copyright infringement alert! Hayden attack! HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: *sobs* GEORGE LUCAS: Can't you do anything aside from cry? NEO: Nevermind, lets just go with guns. AGENT SMITH: I'm going to ask you nicely, this time. Give me the key to the Zion mainframe. MORPHEUS: Go jam it up your non-existent posterior. AGENT SMITH: Sigh. Ok, lets try a different tactic. You ever listen to K Billy's Sounds of the Seventies? RADIO: Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you . . . Stuck in the middle with you… MORPHEUS: Ah heck...
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