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Old 10-05-2004, 03:15 PM
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Another fine crop.

Selected quote, from Scott's:
Quote:
Cop 1: Put your hands behind your head.
Angel: But I haven't done anything wrong, officer.
Cop 1: Let's see, you allowed thirteen lawyers to be brutally slaughtered by vampires, you lit said vampires on fire, and your hair looks like you killed a raccoon, dipped it in lard and put it on your head.
Angel: Okay, that's it. NOBODY disses the hair.
(Angel decapitates the cop)
Cop 1's Head: Well, that hurt.
:mrgreen:

Plus the blurb from "Disharmony":
Quote:
Angel finds himself playing in A flat in Gunn, Wes and Cordy's C Major chord, but figures no Harm will come of it.
Just because.

Good stuff, all!
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