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10-21-2003, 10:58 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What (almost) rhymes with Bastillion?A: Knoppix.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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10-22-2003, 02:26 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you call a picture of John Knopp?(Don't ask me who the frell John Knopp is-- I don't know either.) [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a five-mile-long space station of DOOM![quote ost_uid0]Q: So, to recap, we'll kill Jonas, Bill Gates, the guy in the Barney suit, and that Sheridan chap.[/quote ost_uid0]Why Kill Bill?  [/colorost_uid0]
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10-22-2003, 03:20 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, I cant read this cryptic data on this weird station.A: Look behind you. Oh wait, too late. Why Kill Bill? Because he is the one that started this mess[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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10-22-2003, 04:08 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Ensign, where was that last Borg that we--[bost_uid0][iost_uid0]GAK![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0][b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0]Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-22-2003, 04:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Can you repeat how The President's intelligence looks like for those who didnt hear you the first 20 times, please?A: Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-22-2003, 06:08 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's wrong with repeating myself? It's not my fault if all these questions you guys are asking have the same answer![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-22-2003, 06:24 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Again, just for the sake of clarity, what does The President's intelligence look like?A: Sorry, I know the question is rude,but the answer must be said, because it's true.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-22-2003, 06:35 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do you keep asking if I am related to a monkey?A: Monkey See, Monkey Forgot[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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10-22-2003, 07:59 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the title of Dr Laura's new autobiography?A: I understand. Really. I wasnt sleeping or anything.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-22-2003, 10:30 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think we should kill 17 for constantly repeating herself? Opium?A: What about the upgrade of her baguette? I have the feeling we can't escape it now.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-22-2003, 01:07 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Here, what do you think of this plan to inflitrate 17's harem, kidnap Delenn and get the hell out before she comes after us? Foolproof, isn't it?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a--WHAT THE HELL! [bost_uid0]Get BACK HERE with Delenn, you [iost_uid0]SCUMBAG[/iost_uid0]![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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10-22-2003, 01:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Alright, we got Delenn. Now just to escape sevent-- Uh-oh.A: Anata wa baka desu![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-22-2003, 03:54 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: cat, you've been talking funny ever since 17 thwapped you really hard with Babylon 5...A: Cryptic. Obscure. ...Oh, wait, Captain, now I recognize the sense of aliens' usual astonishment at my uselessness.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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10-22-2003, 09:22 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Omoishiroi, desne To'Porusan?A: It's not cryptic or obscure, but it does look like a baguette, don't you think? That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-23-2003, 12:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why are you staring at 17's posts like that?A: And it just went on, like a nightmare that comes back every night, like the bad song that wont go away, like the fly that you can catch, like the TV show that sucks, like the English debate over Star Wars vs Cheese, like that yappy dog next door, like that cat with the bell across the street, like...[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-23-2003, 05:27 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are you so morose about dying over and over and over, John?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baked French phallic symbol.[quote ost_uid0="catalina_marina"]That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese. [/quoteost_uid0][i ost_uid0]Bakero![/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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#17
10-24-2003, 04:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: 17, what are some features of your species on Minbar?A: PLEASE DONT HURT ME![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-24-2003, 05:18 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So what did the captain of the DOOMed ship say?A: Sorry, there is too much interference.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#19
10-24-2003, 10:28 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Could you please go to 17 and tell her... Why are you rustling with that piece of paper?A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like it's going to THWAP me.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#20
10-24-2003, 01:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. *insert whistling sound as Babylon 5 is propelled toward catalina*A. Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a transwarp baguette of DOOM!. [quote ost_uid0]That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese.[/quoteost_uid0]I knew that. Silly me. v_v[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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