Run for Executive Producer

[Opium]

Thanks


Now, onto campaigning:
-Do you REALLY want Alexia to be Exec, even though she lacks a poster?

New Valium is also offering to its supporters:
- Excrutiatingly well paid multiple guest appearances (if wanted)
- Positions on the Board of Directors of Paramount
- Positions on the Council of Trek - a selection of worthy people who get to make important decisions about ST. (your worthiness is determined by your support for me.....)
- The chance to kill Wesley Crusher on tape
- The chance to kill android doubles of Wesley Crusher any time you want - comes with over 300 gallons of extra (uber-realisic) fake blood, and an armoury/torture chamber of diabolical weapons to use against them.
- A shiny Starfleet Command Dress Uniform
- A shiny sticker
- A tickle-me-Picard ()
- carbon-copies of Spock's eyebrows and ears

Does everyone realize what chaotic messes these episodes would be? If all Valium's supporters were able to do what is posted above, the episodes would be plotless, lifeless, just random scenes! And if you want those, watch MXC!

Now, I offer solid plots, and all the good stuff too. Remember that! Opium: Offers solid plots, and all the good stuff too!

Does anyone else notice some irony here? :P