Run for Executive Producer

[Opium]

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.

So, in other words, you will have a crew-show? (a show put on by the crew at the after-party of the play where the crew puts on the costumes, makes everything outrageoiusy funny, and uses bad in-jokes)

Sounds like fun for theatre geeks like me. However, your threat means nothing to me, as I promise this:

One episode of Trek a season will be a funny, satirical, sarcastic episode full of wacky things to lighten the mood!

Oh, so the new fad is posters? Well, I'll just have to get myself a poster then, won't I?