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[Chancellor Valium]

Let me prove that I am the Master of the Universe:
If we were to let A be a number at which the proof that I will it works,
That the Square on the Hypoteneuse is under the Lux-Waffler-Scribble Diagram Event Horizon Barrier, That Time=Space and that the fundament is Ingressed across the Negative axis under a CRAZ of 0.36, then we can safely assume that the Igno-Stultic Fossatic Litus is still in place, and that Planck's theorem is therefore out of scale on the halpin across which we may say that X can be less than or equal to 54 degrees and that time and space are in fact warped around me.
(I'm no good at maths, but technobabbling is my forte!)