Run for Executive Producer

[Draknek]

Well, my campaign is going along well, even though I currently have nobody to tell about my policies. I think you all definitely have something to be worried about.

(I also have a secondary plan for getting votes: re-use campaign material from a previous election. The following are reasons why you should vote for me, rather than any actual policies I might implement, and can therefore be shown to all:
http://www.draknek.org/misc/acting.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/betterthings.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/busy.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/charity.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/hennell.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/hide_mace.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/house.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/pie.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/vote.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/xelloss.jpg
http://www.draknek.org/misc/zombies.jpg
N.B. all campaign material has been ruthlessly recycled, and therefore cannot be guaranteed to be completely relevant to the ongoing election. Draknek just wanted an excuse to show all those posters again.)