Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aww, now this one can be funny (as was the last. )

7. Write lyrics to all the Star Trek theme songs...

6. And then move on to write lyrics for The X-Files.

5. Take your binoculars and watch intently for any signs of a starship.

4. Write 'ship fics. :P

3. Study. ...temporal physics, that is.

2. Pretend you're your favorite captain, sit in your favorite chair and yell out commands, randomly flinging yourself out of your chair in dramatic motions.

1. Write Top 7 lists. (Yeah, you can't tell me you didn't see that coming. :P)[/colorost_uid0]