June 13

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Opaka: Very, very, very prettyful. Now why don't we all chill in dis here hood, yo?
Sisko, Bashir, and Kira: ...?
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BWAHAHAHA! I nearly fell off my chair!

[quoteost_uid0]Zlangco: Here for the "cease fire talks?"
Sisko: It disturbs me that you--
Shel-la: As opposed to the cease fire talks? Yes, I'm here for the "cease fire talks."
Sisko: Hey, guys, guys--
Zlangco: That's good, because I'm here on behalf of PETE: People Eating Tasty Ennis. En garde!
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Yeah, "cease fire"... It`s good they haven`t been using the air quotes in the episode...

Very, very funny fiver!

Will have to read a little bit of WYCBT before reading "Linked"... Sadly, I know *nothing* about WYCBT.

And as for "The WoW"... WoW!

[quoteost_uid0]Jadzia: The Klingon ship has the freighter in a tractor beam.
Sisko: Hail them! You Klingon bastards, this is Ben Sisko of the Federation starship so much more powerful than yours it's not funny. Release my floozy!
Kasidy: (over the comm) Excuse me?
Sisko: ...Dax, did you hail the freighter instead of the Klingons?
Jadzia: All you said was "them"!
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[quoteost_uid0]Sisko: I think I know what to do. Curzon once told me that the only ones who can handle Klingons are Klingons.
Jadzia: He said that about the Dutch.
Sisko: I was paraphrasing.
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Indeed. The Dutch are evil,

[quoteost_uid0]Martok: You took my son's d'k tahg!
Worf: Just getting your attention. (stabs it into the table)
Martok: I will have this dagger, thank you.
Worf: So what's the fleet really doing here? You can tell a fellow Klingon.
Martok: You're right. Show me one and I'll tell him.
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A great joke,

[quoteost_uid0]Huraga: Why the fleet is here? Well... I suppose I can tell you. You did get me drunk and all.
Worf: I pride myself on my honourable tactics.
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Heheheh.

[quoteost_uid0]Bashir: This is bad.
Worf: You don't know the half of it. I think my people are having a wave of Original Series nostalgia.
O'Brien: You mean we could be next?
Worf: And after you, those damn Organians.
Sisko: Well, Starfleet hasn't taken an official position yet. So we need to figure out something unofficial to do. Something... sneaky.
Quark: (over the comm) Did I hear someone call me?
Sisko: Close, but no. Get Garak.
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[quoteost_uid0]Worf: (checks) A forehead-smoother! I knew it! [/quoteost_uid0]

::bursts lung laughing::

[quoteost_uid0]Sisko: Kasidy... you're not a shapeshifter, are you?
Kasidy: (Whew!) Nope. Definitely not a shapeshifter. Want me to bleed for you?
Sisko: I'll settle for a saliva check.
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Hysterical,

And my favourite scene (although it`s difficult to choose, especially from Part II, which is brilliant):

[quoteost_uid0]Garak: The Klingons are coming! The Klingons are coming!
Dukat: (over the comm) You've told us that five times now as a joke.
Garak: I swear it's true this time!
Dukat: All right, I'll mobilize the fleet again. But if you're lying, you're officially the Boy Who Cried Worf.
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Ahem... GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Fantastic job, Zeke. Indescribably funny, [/colorost_uid0]