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ost_uid7][quote ost_uid7]Signal: C_r _e __w?Data: I'd like to buy an A and an N.[/quote ost_uid7]Heheh. [quote ost_uid7]Wesley: You wanna be on my team anyway?Davies: Sure, maybe I'll get a medal for saving the ship. Wesley: Um, I'm just running a planetary survey, not saving the ship. Davies: Suuure you are. ... Alans: Well, the planet's core is pure dilithium with a thin layer of adamantium. Davies: And the planet's heat causes tectonic sublimation until it regarbalizes the spheramental drive core. Riker: You're not making up much technobabble for this briefing, Wesley. Wesley: I can't help it, my bracelet keeps saying "Shut up, Wesley."[/quote ost_uid7]:lol: :lol: [quote ost_uid7]Talur: Your skin is very pale, so you must not spend much time in the sun.Data: That would be an accurate assumption. Talur: My grandmother would have thought you were a demon of some sort, but I know better: You are a vampire. ... Gia: She died a year ago. Father says she went to a beautiful place, where they seek out new life and new civilizations, where she can boldly go where no one has gone before. Do you believe such a place exists? Data: No, those are just children's stories. ... Talur: So the five basic elements are earth, fire, wind, water, and heart. And when these elements combine, we have Captain Planet! Data: Not one of those elements is on the periodic table, which is divided based on atomic mass and valence electrons. Everyone knows that. Talur: We'll trust your opinions once you figure out what "radioactive" means. Data: With all the big words I do know, why must you fixate on the one I do not? ... Data: If you are referring to the illness, you are partially correct, but you may want to examine my data in detail. Skoran: Forget details. We want to hit you in deface. Data: Gia, wake up! I have good news! Gia: You found a cure for the disease? Data: Not yet, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. Data: Oh look, the well. Let me take my sweet time pouring the holy water into it so that people can come and find me before I accomplish my task.[/quote ost_uid7]:lol: :lol: Great work, both of you! [/color ost_uid7]
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